Hello, My name is Hans Goldberg, Isreali-Austrian pensioner. As you know, the vile arab palestinian goyim and their antisemitic allies are constantly attacking the peaceful and just state of isreal for no reason. In a recent attack by a crazed arab, I have dropped all my shekels down a sewer pipe and am looking for someone to team up and help me rebuild my money empire. I will NOT go into the sewer pipe because Rabbi Cohen beat me to it. I hope to hear from you soon, -Hans
On March 8th, 2024, I lost my wife to a scammer who was pretending to sell condoms. This is my story. It was a dark night, so dark that you would think that it was a setting for a terrible short story. I was walking alone, thinking that it would be funny if I was in a short story about how I was recalling a dark night, so dark that you would think that it was a setting for a terrible short story. This is the end of the story.